![]() and a husband who took a sabbatical from work, moved to Prague, and hired mercenaries to help his wife seduce another man! You probably would have let me sleep with him. But you, you have a family: A son, a daughter. Future senator? Oh, I will f***ing chop his head in two!įrancine, don't you see? Sure, Clooney has no cares, no one that depends on him, but. You're having a midlife crisis and you're taking it out on a future senator from California! No making school lunches, no grocery shopping, no cleaning the house, no one depending on him all the time! What is this about? Just look at that f***er with cucumbers on his eyes! Not a care in the world. I just cut my hair different for a while. What the hell, Francine? What is this really about? I mean, I hate Susan Sarandon, but you don't see me cutting off my hand. Wait! I've gone along with you on this whole thing, no questions asked, but now I've gotta know. George Clooney's head is about to have a big opening weekend. I… can't… wait… to… massage… your… Brazilian… crank. ![]() Where do you typically work out?Īnd when your car is not in "drive", it's in… Miss Lawrence, just a few questions for a fitness survey. Now that the seeds of mistrust are sprouting, we must harvest them. I'd bet my last riyal you fellas won't approve of this! ![]() I only want to see the world, explore, and socialize.īut in this town, I can't so much as look at other guys!Ĭause if I did they'd call me harlot, whore, adulteress. But which of these Stan Smith quotes from American Dad is the best You get to help decide with your votes. Stan Smith is a family man who hilariously balances his responsibilities as a CIA agent, husband, and father. I started this point system, and she's way behind. American Dad is fully of funny one-liners and memorable lines but among the funniest are the best Stan Smith quotes. If you don't take me home soon, Stan, I think I'm gonna hurl! Oh, it's a land of joy, if you are a boy.īut if you are a girl, it's the worst place in the world. No alcohol, no rum and Cokes, and no Dom Perignon. You can't go out unless you are escorted by a man.Īnd when you do, you come home with a butt crack full of sand. So here's what I don't like about Saudi Arabia. Uh, seriously, Francine, ix-nay on the inging. ![]() The culture seemed a bit insane, but you said, "Hey, when in Rome." Uh, Francine, singing is kind of illegal here. We packed our bags, we hopped a plane, we left our happy home. I say Saudi Arabia's the greatest country in the world. ![]()
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